MOLE, Daisy (nee Flowers):
Wife of Adrian, half-sister of Marigold. Dark, ravishing ex-PR to the famous who claims to be ‘author of my own life’. Loathes the countryside, longs for Dean Street and is not amused at being reduced to flogging off her Jimmy Choos on ebay.

MOLE, Gracie:
Adrian’s daughter. A precocious mini-stalinist who hates her nursery uniform, preferring to drag her little mermaid tail to school.

BOTT, Glenn:
Adrian's illegitimate son by Sharon Bott, in the Royal Logistics corp.

Finley Rose:
Glenn’s very beautiful and well-balanced girlfriend. A fan of Silent Witness, she aspires to be a forensic pathologist.

BOTT, Sharon:
Old flame of Adrian's. Mother of Glenn Bott. Also mother of Kent, Bradford and Caister.

Ryan:
Sharon Botts' partner, a youth of 27 years.

Jo Jo:
Adrian's ex-wife. Has moved back to Nigeria. Mother of William. Has beauty, brains, money and talent, and frankly was out of Adrian's league, as well as being four inches taller than him.

MOLE, William:
Adrian’s young son by African princess Jo Jo. After his parents’ separation, brought up by the Mole family in Ashby de-la-Zouch. Unsurprisingly returns to his mother in Nigeria, changing his name to Wole Mole.

FLOWERS, Marigold:
Thirty-something on-the-shelf depressive who once accidentally became Adrian’s girlfriend and is now his sister-in-law. Now married to Brain-box Henderson, uber-geek before it was fashionable. They regularly converse in fluent Klingon.

HENDERSON, Bruce "Brainbox":
Adrian's old schoolmate and husband of Marigold. He also owns his own company, Idiotech, who specialise in 'technology for idiots'.

FLOWERS, Michael:
Father of Marigold and Daisy, proprietor of Country Organics. Keen member of the Madrigal Society.

FLOWERS, Netta:
Wife of Michael and mother of Marigold and Daisy, another Madrigal.

FLOWERS, Poppy:
Sister of Marigold with extraordinarily long hair.

MOLE, George:
Adrian’s father. Although his many episodes of hospitalisation, depression, unemployment and erectile dysfunction have taken their toll, he is still chain smoking and has had an ashtray welded onto the arm of his wheelchair. Despite their various tribulations he still loves Pauline Mole.

MOLE, Pauline:
Adrian’s perennially unfulfilled mother. Living in a semi-detached converted pigsty with the stroke-ridden George Mole is not how she expected things to turn out. Still possessing a certain tawdry glamour, she is determined to have one last sexual fling before she dies.

MOLE, Rosie:
Adrian’s much younger sister. Has adopted the ‘rebel’ persona, and is currently failing at Leeds University alongside her latest inelegantly wasted boyfriend. The doubts about her paternity are finally settled live on the Jeremy Kyle show.

BRAITHWAITE, Ivan:
Father of Pandora. Supposedly freelance dairy management consultant and freethinker.

BRAITHWAITE, Dr Pandora:
Adrian Mole’s beautiful, treacle-haired first girlfriend and lifelong obsession. Now a Junior Minister in the Foreign Office. Willing to confide in Adrian as a trusted friend, but her autobiography ‘Out of the Box’ has two entries under ‘Mole, Adrian’, and 112 under ‘Lovers’.

BRAITHWAITE, Tania:
Mother of Pandora. Teaches Women's Studies at De Montford university.

CARLTON–HAYES, Mr.:
Adrian's employer.

Leslie:
Mr. Carlton-Hayes' partner of unknown gender.